Pancakes are the luck of my life.

Well, my luck is superb tonight.

I get home from work and notice that everyone is done eating. I'm like, "oh, alright.. eat without me. Fuck you all." Anyways, I wander in my room and check up on some shit. Then, five minutes ago I decided I was hungry. I went into the fridge and found a Denny's box with pancakes in it. I was like, "pancakes sound pretty fucking delicious right now." So, I ask my mother who the owner of the pancakes is; the pancakes belong to my brother. So, I text my brother and ask, "Hey, [censored]. Let me eat your pancakes." Typically, my brother responds quite quickly. So, I went to go send a second message (because I didn't just want to be a fucking pancake thief or anything), and notice "Ryan" was the person I texted. My brother's name is Ryan, but then I realized I have my brother in my contacts as "Brother."

So, basically.. I just called one of my bosses a "[censored]" and asked him if I could "eat his pancakes."

Also, while I was typing this, I was eating my pancakes before the plate decided to slip off of my lap and onto the floor. So, now.. I'm deciding whether or not I'm still going to eat these fucking pancakes.

[censored] = derogatory comment towards homosexuals

EDIT: I ate the pancakes.

Pics or riot

You got me hungry over here bro.

EDIT : I read half this shit wrong the first time.
Didn't realize you called your boss a [censored]. lol

Glad you made the right move and finished the pancakes. Life wouldn't have been the same without them.

gg to the pancakes, pancakes are #1.

Even though you may not have a job, those pancakes were delicious.

You're a psychopath. I call my boss a [censored] all the time. That's because he's 22 and the first time I met him he offered me a drink. Anyways, I hope your boss isn't a rando comando or anything. Otherwise, you might not have any money to spend on dank ass social mediums.

Oh, is that userbar done?

My only question is, did you say this out loud to yourself?

Sector said:

"pancakes sound pretty fucking delicious right now."

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I dont know but this post makes me hungry

Ash said:

Even though you may not have a job, those pancakes were delicious.

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Who needs a job when you have pancakes.

@Pancakes some one has a crush on you