You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like Slenderman.
Stranger: CAN i MASTURBATE TO YOU?
Stranger: I HAD TO GET
Stranger: A PIC OF YOU
You: Don't look... Or it will take you
You: Always watches... No eyes
Stranger: THAT WAS MY MOTHER
Stranger: my mother flipped you off
Stranger: talk slendermen
Stranger: I can hear you
Stranger: You can not hear me
Stranger: You are sexy slendermen.
Stranger: Do you kidnap my children?
[I say yes]
Stranger: My children are mixed
Stranger: Between white and black.
Stranger: cause my girlfriend is black.
Stranger: good.
Stranger: rape them.
Stranger: OMG
Stranger: DO THAT
Stranger: I HAVE TO GET A PICTURE OF YOU
Stranger: STANDING IN THE CORNER OF THE ROOM
Stranger: WITHOUT HEADPHONES ON
Stranger: THat would be fucking amazing
[I do so]
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: OKAY
Stranger: I have to show that to my girlfriend
Stranger: she is like
Stranger: 100% fucking afraid of slendermen
Stranger: I will tell her I saw him on omegle
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: and she will believe it.
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: Makes sense.
[I ask if he has a mic]
Stranger: I don't have a mic ):
Stranger: I don't have one.
Stranger: Here
Stranger: Hm.
Stranger: I have an idea
Stranger: I have an idea
Stranger: Trying to find
Stranger: the speech software
Stranger: on my comp
Stranger: it should
Stranger: I have
Stranger: Stereo mix
Stranger: on
Stranger: Good
[He has windows text to speech start talking]
Stranger: you hear that?
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: Steeo mix
Stranger: stereo*
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: LMAO
Stranger: damnit
Stranger: Um
Stranger: I was asking
Stranger: what state or country are you from, because your accent is epic
You: type here
You: internet bAD
Stranger: Alright.
Stranger: yes
Stranger: I did.
Stranger: was talking to my mom
Stranger: Yes.
Stranger: she flipped you off
Stranger: xD
Stranger: Because she is scared of you
Stranger: And slendermen
Stranger: I have devils traps on all my doors, and I have salt surrounding it
Stranger: Well.
Stranger: I don't necessarily want to stop you
Stranger: as I want to keep you.
Stranger: I was hoping on trapping you inside the house, not outside.
Stranger: Alright.
Stranger: e.e
Stranger: Are you masturbating?
[I out cardboard over the webcam and take my damn mask off]
You: >out of character
Stranger: LOL XD
You: no this mask is freaking suffocating me
Stranger: Okay
Stranger: xD
Stranger: Oh.
You: >back in character
Stranger: e.e
Stranger: I bet.
You: dude why is your webcam trippy
Stranger: I have effects on it.
Stranger: there.
Stranger: Look at my window
You: i see.
Stranger: theres a little spot
Stranger: for you to peak in
Stranger: peek in*
Stranger: through the aluminum
You: tell me where you live, child.
Stranger: I live nowhere.
You: Alas, I find that untrue
Stranger: I am not a child, to presume me as a child is to think that I am human.
Stranger: I am a server.
Stranger: With artificial intelligence programmed into it.
Stranger: see
You: Would you look at this image for me.
You: [A image that grabs his IP]
You: tell me what you see.
Stranger: alright
You: what do you see my child
Stranger: Loading
Stranger: Still loaddingg >..<
You: you have slow internet
You: i am interfering with its transmission
Stranger: I see nothing.
Stranger: A little plus sign.
Stranger: Is that your website?
You: Is it?
Stranger: Are you trying to get my IP?
Stranger: xD
You: How is the weather in florida my child?
Stranger: Well
Stranger: For one
Stranger: I don't live in florida.
Stranger: I used a proxyt
Stranger: proxy*
Stranger: to go to the site.
Stranger: but
You: Ah, alas.
Stranger: I live in california
You: no wonder it took a while to load
Stranger: if you want my IP address you should use wireshark
You: even better
Stranger: Instead of sending me to a link
You: Slender does not need IPs.
You: Slender was testing your internet capabilities.
[blah blah stuff...]
Stranger: so you program then.
You: that i do.
Stranger:
Stranger: fucking sexy.
You: goes with my slenderness.
Stranger: Of course it does.
Stranger:
Stranger: e.e
Stranger: So
Stranger: How many people
Stranger: actually get scared when they see you?
Stranger: xD
You: youre the second ive gotten to talk to me
Stranger: LOL xD
You: id say probably 20 with the interest "slender" or "slenderman" have quit
Stranger: Oh God I just remembered of a time I did something horrible.
You: probably just quit playing the game
You: looking for comfort
You: and found me
Stranger: I Like speaking to paranormal entities.
You: hm.
Stranger: Especially ones that want to rape my children.
You: you have came to the right person, son.
Stranger: you have skype right?
You: indeed I do.
Stranger: Can I add somebody of your epicness?
You: You may.
Stranger: Thank you Lord Slenderman.
You: What is your skype ID child.
[we exchange skypes]
Stranger: One day I can cam with my girlfriend and cam with you and make it look like you are camming with her.
Hopefully, that would be fucking epic if you allowed me to do that.
You: Indeed.
You: I would most gladly do so.
You: I look mforward to raping her mind.
Stranger: Alright mr slendermen, I must go show people which pill to take.
Stranger: to leave the matrix
Stranger: And
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: You will take her mind virginity.
You: I must go as well
You: As I have college class tomorrow
Stranger: eh... no... she's already corrupted.
Stranger: no way she's a virgin in her mind.
Stranger: LOL
You: I must infiltrate society
Stranger: Do you wear one of those glasses with a nose and mustache disguises?
You: No, I have indaved the body of a human
Stranger: That's sexy.
Stranger: Anyway, peace slendy!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.