Ok, I'm Sure JaGeX Hates Me.

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1st off, I was at Green Dragons, killing my last dragon before banking. I kill it and get a clue, At this time, I was on about 30hp, well 300hp or w/e it's called and I had a full inventory of items. I left Auto retaliate on. Then a fucking Revanent Ork attacks me. So my guy gets dragged to it while I'm on this stupid lagging world, while trying to drop 2 dragonhides to pick up my clue and a dragon bone. After like 15 seconds of RS being frozen and me clicking like 3000 times on my teletab, I get away on 6hp.

Ok... Now I'm doing my clue. I past the 1st bit and onto my 2nd bit. Which is I have to dig at KBD enterance, the gate beside laza maze or w/e you want to call it. I make it with no harm. When I arrive, A Revenant Ork attacks me. So I have to run down the ladder, only into Poison spiders. Now I don't wanna get poisoned, so being smart I try the lever to the KBD hoping their people their killing it. Only to realise the stupid Rev Tele Blocked me. After running up and down the ladder like 5-6 times, I decided to try and get my next clue and RUN. After 2 attempts I dig in the correct spot. Only to get attacked by a Zamorak Mage! Now I'm only in Red dragon hide chaps, chest and vambraces, not remembering to bring a DDS. So while I'm killing the mage, I notice the Rev is back. I right click on it to realise their's 2 their now! So I kill the mage, get the Next clue and RUN! I run a safe distance away from the rev's (running south, I was) thinking I was nice and safe.. Right after I said it, a 3RD Revenant Ork attacked me! I was thinking FML. I kept running, and managed to make it to old BH. Luckily I wasn't TB'ed anymore, and teled to varrock. And now I'm off to continue my clue....

..I finished that clue.. And got 136k total value. FML.
 
Dude you should write more jagex hate stories, i actually got gripped to this lmao.
 
at least you lived. lmao
 
My computer crashed at Waterfiends (I got attacked by brutal greens), for some reason I didn't have a 6 Min gravestone, so by the time I resarted my comp I had 1 minute left on my stone. I made it back in time to see the stone, only to have the items disappear AS I WAS WALKING TO THEM AFTER I RIGHT CLICKED. gf sara sword and Slayer Helm
 
Jagex loves 1 type of person
A person who uses a bot for a members skill that doesnt ruin the economy, so i guess we should all go buy AutoAgilityPRO
 
yess, I love me some agility.
 
FireMakingPRO would be the best one to buy, since you know your wasting your money, it's like shamwow for runescape.
 
shamwow works though.. lmao
 
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