Official-Doctor's Patient-Award

I would hve it but silly philly gave it to the wrong poop!!!
 
Uhm, Doctor, how long have I delt with you?


EDIT: Lol, Just realized I had the award, thnks. lol
 
fuck doctors. I amputated myself with a damn spoon used by the 3 stooges in a "my little pony" porno.
 
Hey baby boy, want me to come over to your office later? I'll be your nurse. Patch me up.
 
hmu with this chooch this here is Givenchy.
 
Uzi said:
Hey baby boy, want me to come over to your office later? I'll be your nurse. Patch me up.
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Oh i guess we can plan this sometime
 
Doctor said:
Oh i guess we can plan this sometime
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YES! Pick me up outside 'Cockburn Street' in a couple of hours. I'll show you a good time hun..

 
I have a heart condition known as BAV (Bicuspid Aortic Valve) and will have to get open heart surgery in 12 years, and then every 5-15 years after that. I hope you have steady hands because I don't want to die on your computer monitor.

Also can you write me up a prescription for alcohol?
 

Yes i can.

that will be 5$ paypal.
 
By the way, because I'm your sex-buddy for the night, you're paying me, I'm not paying you.
 
Uzi said:
By the way, because I'm your sex-buddy for the night, you're paying me, I'm not paying you.
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I wont enjoy it .

So you have to pay me !!!

JustHayden said:
May I write you a check that you can only cash at the end of time?
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ONLY take paypal.

have a nice day sir.
 
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