Negativity.

[Wiggles]

I have been told I am very negative, and I agree with it. I have a habit of taking positive things and turning them negative.

So try me, make the most positive thing you can think of and Ill sell if I can make it sound bad.

 

[Hijk]

My sisters dog is dead( this being good for me because i hated it).

 

[Wiggles]

My sisters dog is dead( this being good for me because i hated it).

Your sister could be sad, therefore annoying you.

 

[Roobik]

A newborn is the most beautiful gift to any women.

 

[Hijk]

Well i lied so HA! Tricks on you

 

[Anxiety]

I had sexual intercourse last night with Megan Fox, and I didn't catch any diseases. We both loved it, she wasn't lieing either. We were there for a long long time, having rough, smooth, exciting, predictable sex. We are now a couple and I'm rich. Market forums has now got Megan Fox as an investor.

 

[Wiggles]

A newborn is the most beautiful gift to any women.

The women now can not leave the house without a baby sitter, or has to take the baby with her.

The women now has baby weight.

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I had sexual intercourse last night with Megan Fox, and I didn't catch any diseases. We both loved it, she wasn't lieing either. We were there for a long long time, having rough, smooth, exciting, predictable sex. We are now a couple and I'm rich. Market forums has now got Megan Fox as an investor.

Religious Standpoint: You had sex before marriage, you sinned.

Non Religious: She gets pregnant, she has a baby, she is no longer the "Hottest" person in the world.

 

[Anxiety]

Forgot to mention we got married before, and we used protection. She hasn't got pregnant.

 

[Hijk]

Wiggles is awsome.

 

[Roobik]

Wiggles is awsome.

I would like to second that notion!