Need someone who sounds over 18 to be my parent :) WILL PAY KOINS

Jason Segel

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So basically babes and gentlemen I said I was 14 in a SE and need someone to help me out and act as my daddy

I will give you all my coins, it's easy af to do just tell them to do what I tell you.
 
Oh boy 2k koins!!!!
Whats the SE for if you dont mind me asking?
 
@Poop Just a Xbox One Power Supply nothing too big.
 
@Optikal i don't think I will be needing it right this minute. I'll contact you when I need it ok (today or tom)
 
Ron Burgundy said:
@Optikal i don't think I will be needing it right this minute. I'll contact you when I need it ok (today or tom)

Ok cool, let me know via PM son.
 
You've heard my voice lol, probably the best person on the site for it.

I may consider it if I don't have anything else going on today.
 
@Sin Because I sound like a fucking 8 year old. I might need to give the person my address so Imma need someone trusted probably.

Thanks babes.
 
I sound like an old needy black guy lol. If that helps..
 
STOP! Right now do not move. Finish reading this and do exactly as I say.

Step 1) PM the user @Hitmarker by clicking this link: http://www.forumkorner.com/private.php?action=send&uid=21726

Step 2) Ask him to do this for you or just link him this thread.

Step 3) Make sure to tell him I sent you and he will be willing to help.

Step 4) Benefit greatly when done and message me with the results! I am eager to hear them

I can assure you he fits this position and knows what to do, he has done this exact thing for me MULTIPLE times with success.

Good Luck!!!!!
 

yes this works right now
i am very old and stuff
 
#squeeker problems

I may be able to do this, but I don't have an american accent.
 
Don't know if i sound old enough to be your dad but that's up to you. i'll do it if you think i can.
 
Hahaha this is actually quite awesome. Good luck on your SE.
 
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