Need some help. Who wants to make some $

I apologize if this is the wrong section.

So lately I've been having some trouble selling my stuff. So who's interested in helping me. You have permission to help me sell my SMs (the ones I say) and in return we split the profit 50/50. Who's interested ?

You are not accepting everyone are you?

I can try to find you some buyers for your SMs. If I find one then maybe we can split?