Need decent sized loan.

Goofball said:

Just ask your mom or a close relative..

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JohnnyG said:

Hello FK,

I wasn't sure exactly where to put this but I don't see anything in the rules that would make it against the rules, so I stuck it here.

I'm looking for a loan, for about ~$3000. I'd pay a monthly compounded interest until the loan is paid back, so you should profit off of this. I'd get it from a bank but I'm 17 and every loan requires a ssn. I have a job and a steady source of income so I have a way to pay it back. I realize this is a big ask by FK standards but I'm hoping someone can help me out.

Oh, and don't worry I have no intention of pulling a fast one on you

Contact:
Post, PM, or skype

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Demand said:

in the 3 months that this loan thread has been up its kind of sketchy how you claim you have a "steady" source of income , i would assume you would have saved money to get what you want to buy, anyways if you don't have the money that you need after 3 months , how long would it take you to repay a loan and how much interest would they gain from "loaning " said funds . no one is just going to loan 3000$ to someone on the internet without gaining something.

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JohnnyG said:

Fucking ded.

On topic: I need this money now. I am currently homeless but still working my 9 to 5 job at Tim Hortons. The money I make there simply is not enough to feed my family and horse farm. The horses recently trampled down my barbed wire fence to get into my cucumber farm where they ruthlessly devoured every last cucumber. If it were not for the free chicken and spinach pizzas someone keeps on sending me, I would not be alive to make this post. Please find it in your heart to loan me this money. I promise I will pay you back.

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Demand said:

i somehow doubt you will pay me back

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