Need a few GT appraised

Here they are
unPC ......meaning un politically correct
WAFM ....meaning What A F**cking Mess
AAR8 .....meaning At Any Rate
Octillionaire
Im Joe Biden
Camper Proof
Shotgun Proof
Gift Me Gold
Hashtag Xbox
Whisky Shotz
TheMarcoRubio
Bob McDonnell

P.S. Both Marco Rubio and Bob McDonnell are people who could be the republican candidate for Pres. in 2016
P.SS I know most of them suck but are any off them worth anything if so how much?

These aren't worth anything unfortunately.