Need a facebook status

MaDnEsSs

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Alright. Help meh?
My birthday's in 1 hour, so I need a funny facebook status about birthdays, or my birthday, that's funny, mildly sexual.. or just badass.
Any ideas?
 
im gay, because i spend my birthday ONLINE and dont have fun with family instead.
 
You must have a Problem?
Either way, I actually had a great time playing manhunt with my friends, all of whom, speak English.
 
I know I am a little late but maybe something like...Its my birthday, now I am one year closer to death.
 
It's my Birthday, every girl on my list should come to my house & flash me them titties!
 
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