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take fighting classes man. you'll be so healthy. and it's good to know for self defense, and to impress girls
 
JavaC said:
take fighting classes man. you'll be so healthy. and it's good to know for self defense, and to impress girls
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Implying I already don't get the honeydips,bitchs,fine mamajamas,hoes,etc

You know I be like "I notice you noticing me and I just want to give you notice that I notice you to." BAM!
 

I get a lot of girls too, mainly because I party the fuck out here in my downtown area. Fun as fuck to drive drunk down here because it's so busy.
But knowing martial arts is good in a lot of other ways, trust me. I smoke A LOT of pot and am still perfectly healthy because I've had a daily workout routine that I use, and it's perfect for cardio
 
Lol.
I.
Don't.
Condone.
This.
Shit.

I don't get MASSIVE girls, but I'm downtown 4 out of 7 days of the week, and I come home with a new girl every time, or crash at her place.
I just get laid a lot is the thing.
 
I lay down in bed a lot so yeah same thing I guess

Bitches call me all the time for the homework they be like "Hey did we have homeworK?" and I be like "Nah" and they be like "K"
 
I don't believe it... I don't. It's slander! Lies, and slander!
 
I know I talk the talk but I don't walk the walk.

Mainly because I don't leave my house. >.>
 
:O

:O

I still don't believe it.

It has to be a troll!
 
I know I'm going to regret saying this but whatever.

I've only had like two girlfriends in my 19 years of living. pfft l0ls
 
I truly, really don't believe it, I smell a troll!
 
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