My Friday crazy story (100% real)

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Everything im about to tell you is 100% real and did happen today i swear.
so today at school me and a friend planed to go open up random soda machines to get stuff to drink and this is the whole story. so at about 4:00 PM he picked me up in his car at a local park then he needed gas in his car so we go to the gas station and we were bumping some MJ. Some 40 year old bald dude comes around the corner and acts like he is jacking off and pointing at us so we started laughing and left and we where on are way to a school about 1 hour away from where we were. about 10 minutes in we are at a straight away and some random girl comes flying buy at about 80-90 MPH so we try to speed up to catch her and he do so i roll my window down and yell as loud as i can and said "SLOW DOWN!" she looks at me and nearly wrecks at the corner. about 10 minutes later we come across some old dude in a power scooter sleeping on the side of the road. then we speed almost the hole way there. We finely arrive at the school and no one is there so we park and i put on a empty back pack to put the drinks in. So we started to walk into the front door and it was locked we walked to about every door and found someone in one of the doors then she opened it and asked "Yes what do you need?" and i said i needed to use the bathroom and she told me to pee in the bush and refused to let us in this is about 5:00/5:30 so we are walking to more door we see some students and they let us in so as soon as we got about 10ft in there she was saying "You cant be here am i going to have to call security?" so we started walking out to his car and then a alarm went off so we ran to his car hella fast and drove off and there was cops passing us fire trucks passing us as we were driving away. then we decided to go to are school to get some drinks so we drive all the way back and race a couple people on the way yell at some people creep some people out and make some people laugh. so we get to are school and walk in and get about 18-20 drinks put them all in my backpack and we start walking away teachers try to ask what we were there for and we kept walking then we turn the corner and see security then we start jogging to his car hop in and drive away and now im here at 9:00 PM

This is 100% truth and sorry if it might make no since or be a little messed up im not very good at writing stuff. thanks for reading.
 
That's crazy as fuck, why didn't you just stay at school instead of going back and forth everywhere though? And also where did you steal the drinks from?
 
Skunk said:
That's crazy as fuck, why didn't you just stay at school instead of going back and forth everywhere though? And also where did you steal the drinks from?

we went back to are school and got the drinks
 
FBI said:
we went back to are school and got the drinks

I meant where at in the school, some storage room or the vending machine or something?
Edit: never mind I reread the beginning.
 
LoL that sucks i told everyone so dont hate
 
Wow that is crazy bro. Mad story.
 
Paragraphs are your friend. I got lost in the great wall of china.
 
Wow, that's fucking insane. Possibly the craziest thing I've ever read in my entire life.

Good job you stated '100% real' in the title or I'd have never believed this messed up shit.
 
If you could use paragraphs and grammar I might've have understood what I just read.
 
Phantom said:
If you could use paragraphs and grammar I might've have understood what I just read.

i suck at that kind of shit i never tried in school
 
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