My dad caught me E-Whoring

illusion · Dec 7, 2014

Fright said:
This is crazy, you're not in trouble?!

My dad associated it with puberty so he just blaimed it on that and I went with it aha

ieatpears · Dec 7, 2014

trust said:
My dad associated it with puberty so he just blaimed it on that and I went with it aha

That's crazy, are you going to stop eWhoring now?

illusion · Dec 7, 2014

Fright said:
That's crazy, are you going to stop eWhoring now?

I'd never done it til then but ill probably start back up in like a week L O L

Color · Dec 7, 2014

E-whoring is a bit on the pathetic/creepy side anyway.

ForumKorner · Dec 7, 2014

Lmk what happens when you get caught the second time lol

radiant · Dec 7, 2014

Just flirt with him so he doesn't ground you.

Kids · Dec 7, 2014

This post pretty much sums up the average age of people in FK.

Ebook · Dec 7, 2014

Holy shit thats akward. I almost got caught e whoring I just shut off my lap top right away. Thats why I dont e whore anymore.

Niko · Dec 7, 2014

So sad for you bro. What's your age by the way? Aren't you adult? @trust

elite · Dec 7, 2014

eWhoring is gay as fuck. Just get a fucking job.

illusion · Dec 7, 2014

elite said:
eWhoring is gay as fuck. Just get a fucking job.

Doesn't really work like that when your 13.. I mean I do babysit and such but its slow af to get money.

Sapphire · Dec 8, 2014

Must've been one hell of an awkward convo. Sorry this happened, lmao.

1Train · Dec 8, 2014

damn, well this is really fucking funny

Savaged · Dec 10, 2014

trust said:
Well last night I tried E-Whoring for the first time. Sadly, I fell asleep midway through and I didn't make any money =[.

When I woke up the computer was upstairs and my dad and step-mom were looking at me.
I knew exactly what had happened. We had this long talk about it I cried to make it look like im really sorry, and that actually works insanely well.
But anyways, he saw all the nudes/pics of the girl and it was reaaally awkward.

Morale of the story: Don't E-whore when you've been up for 27 hours and you live with your parents.
Ironic part is, My dads a lawyer. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Your dad probably going to despise you for the rest of your life lowkey.

The Dark Knight · Dec 10, 2014

That sucks bro you shouldn't even do that shit it's a waste of time.

Dredd · Dec 11, 2014

Dang, sorry this happened to you man. :/

Fiji · Dec 11, 2014

I used to e whore during the summer lel, it takes to much time and social engineering now that I have school D;

Trojan · Dec 12, 2014

Damn, interesting fiction you posted.

Would be a good story for http://www.reddit.com/r/thathappened

Underscore · Dec 12, 2014

Just wandering how is your dad a lawyer ironic?

Ari · Dec 13, 2014

Trojan said:
Damn, interesting fiction you posted.

Would be a good story for http://www.reddit.com/r/thathappened

This story isnt far fetched or anything lol, i don't think its fake

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