My dad caught me E-Whoring

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Well last night I tried E-Whoring for the first time. Sadly, I fell asleep midway through and I didn't make any money =[.

When I woke up the computer was upstairs and my dad and step-mom were looking at me.
I knew exactly what had happened. We had this long talk about it I cried to make it look like im really sorry, and that actually works insanely well.
But anyways, he saw all the nudes/pics of the girl and it was reaaally awkward.

Morale of the story: Don't E-whore when you've been up for 27 hours and you live with your parents.
Ironic part is, My dads a lawyer. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
 
Now this is what I call, a fail.
 
How did you explain it? Just say that you get bitches and they send pics for ya little new growth.
 
Jamillion said:
How did you explain it? Just say that you get bitches and they send pics for ya little new growth.
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I told him that you pretend to be a girl and then you send them pics for $$$. He says thats extremely illegal and dangerous. Woops.

Probably because hes a lawyer ffs...
 
trust said:
I told him that you pretend to be a girl and then you send them pics for $$$. He says thats extremely illegal and dangerous. Woops.

Probably because hes a lawyer ffs...
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That's why I do everything e-whoring related on a windows emulator, and i actually lock my laptop.
 
Jamillion said:
That's why I do everything e-whoring related on a windows emulator, and i actually lock my laptop.
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>is jamil
>pretends to own a windows to make fk kids jealous
>is really using fk on toaster
>"these kiddos mad jelly"
>winning

I'm on to you..
 
Junior said:
I bet you your dad gets eWhored all the time when he's on chatroulette.
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fucked man why you gotta bring that up..
 
Imagine if he was the guy you were ewhoring that would be awkward as fuck lol, he would be like " I already saw those pics last week"
 
trust said:
fucked man why you gotta bring that up..
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Imagine if you were to eWhore your dad, be like I know who you are and your wife, if you don't send me $1,000 I will show your wife all this and what you've been doing on here.
 
Pretty funny story to be honest haha.
 
how come you're trust? wheres the other trust? COME BACK GUNNAR
 
this just made my fucking day. laughed so hard. e-whoring is weird anyway...
 
@trust was dying with lily when I read this lel gunnar
 
omg haha, that would of been so awkward wtf!
 
Now that's just awkward, do your parents think of you any differently now or are they still cool with you?
I know my parents would be awkward with me if this ever happened!
 
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