most embarrassing moment.

So as I am typing this I'm at the school nurse because at pe while running I threw up on another student which cause him to throw up and a chain reaction of 5-6 kids throwing up on the field. What's the most embarrassing thing you've done today?

Holy fucking shit dude. I'd say my most embarrassing moment was having a very noticeable boner at this pool party I went to sophomore year. But it didn't end just there. I awkwardly walked to the bathroom of this girls house and tried to settle the monster down, but to no prevail. Unfortunately, my young premature mind found that the only thing I could do was just let one loose. So I turned into a super hero, let's call me turbo fist, and banged it out. I was in the middle of the process when someone knocked on the door. I quickly finished told him a minute. Luckily for me it was just my friend, but he looked at me funny like he knew... Yeah very embarrassing.

Oh my god, the chain reaction made me feel so bad for you. My most embarrassing moment was when our whole school had an assembly, I was forced to get up and tell them my most embarrassing moment lmao, as I was walking up on the stage, I tripped in front of 2,000 people, face first whilst walking up the stairs, falling down the stairs. I then got up and told them that was my most embarrassing moment.

OMFG Pun this is fucking hilarious. I can totally imagine this happening too. Anyways, nothing that embarrassing happened today. :/

I drove a golf cart into a garage door at a rental house that shit sucked lol

Miles said:

I drove a golf cart into a garage door at a rental house that shit sucked lol

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Lmfao smooth ass move homie

My most embarrassing moment would have to be the time I was pantsed in computer class. I was half naked and I literally just turned around an said Really? My friends were dying but I think I scared my teacher and some girls. That's how I got the name lockness monster, and let me tell u matys it's no myth arghhhh

CyberSlayer said:

Lmfao smooth ass move homie

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yeah those shit's are electric or some shit now, i didn't even know it was on and I was like VROOM and floored it, shit lurched into motion and slammed into this indonesian wood artesian garage fucking door and made the loudest sound i'd ever heard honestly shit sounded like a gun went off, my parents were like fuck miles how did you manage to do this