Most Awkward BJ? Where?

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Just want to see if anybody has had sexual experiences in weird places. The first time I got head was in an elevator. Does anybody have any more interesting ones? (Not trying to be weird or anything, just curious).

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How did you manage to get a BJ in the elevator?
 
Weirdest place I had a sexual experience was when I had my first ever experience.
Got a blowjob in a park at about 11 at night, it was under one of the outdoor building like things where they have benches.
Yeah.

Ended up losing my virginity that night when we went back to my place, it was a good day for mankind my friends.
 
Pride said:
How did you manage to get a BJ in the elevator?
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He pressed the emergency stop button and spray painted the camera. That's how.
 
Pride said:
How did you manage to get a BJ in the elevator?
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I have No idea, we were out at a restaurant, we were only up like four stories and she wanted to have some fun so I didn't complain and the rest is history.

Profanity said:
He pressed the emergency stop button and spray painted the camera. That's how.
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I wish I was that Sly! But I'm not..
 
Most awkward BJ I've ever gotten was in my car. The head wasn't bad, but my car sits low and others drivers were looking into my windows.
This was during rush hour.
 
Drunk, summer, 3 in the morning, next door neighbors front porch. Then took to the back porch for some poon. Alcohol.
 
old said:
Most awkward BJ I've ever gotten was in my car. The head wasn't bad, but my car sits low and others drivers were looking into my windows.
This was during rush hour.
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LMFAO, that ain't awkward. I'd start blasting some music like "Ima Boss", lmao.
 
LOL this is going to be fun, I got head during my europe trip last year, we were in Rome and most of us were playing some card game pretty much a strip game. Anyways I ended up hooking up with this girl while we were drunk and when everyone left the room she gave me head in her bathroom while her roommates were "sleeping".
 
Profanity said:
LMFAO, that ain't awkward. I'd start blasting some music like "Ima Boss", lmao.
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I phrased it wrong. The awkward part was the looks I was getting lmao.
I was actually bumping "Wasted - Gucci Mane". This was about a month back.
 
Cocaine said:
Drunk, summer, 3 in the morning, next door neighbors front porch. Then took to the back porch for some poon. Alcohol.
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You Sir, are the freaking Boss!!!
 
Head said:
Me and my dad were in the bath together and then he started touching my leg, then he fully fucking lunged onto my dick.
Was more awkward for him I think, oh and @Lake was around my house and came in and saw us...
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Yeah I remember that, bit disappointed when your dad said I wasn't allowed to hop in with you guys :/
 
My first blowjob was in a pool. My brother didn't like it.

On the real side, my first blowjob was in a pool; private, not public. Wasn't "awkward," but it was different.
 
My teacher gave me a F so I talked to her after class, ended up into one of those porn movies.
 
Got head in a movie theater that was about half way full lol. She didn't finish because we were to sketched out to keep going. We were completely sober and it was the best head I've ever had.... too bad we didn't finish
 
Hope said:
Got head in a movie theater that was about half way full lol. She didn't finish because we were to sketched out to keep going. We were completely sober and it was the best head I've ever had.... too bad we didn't finish
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Hey man, atleast you got head and have a story!
 
Most awkward one was when I was 15, Me, my girl and her family were all going on a fishing trip. And we were in an RV heading there. Her parents were in the front. And me and my girl were in the back. She started giving me head, now this was not awkward but then her sister walked in on us. I was like fuck. But then she decided not to tell but she watched, which was fucking awkward as hell. At least she left when we me and my girl were fucking. Yeah good times good times.
 
That's weird as hell haha.
I'd think she was probably thinking about getting in on it, but I don't know her so I can't really say.
 
VPN said:
That's weird as hell haha.
I'd think she was probably thinking about getting in on it, but I don't know her so I can't really say.
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Dude I know it was so fucking weird. She was like looking into my eyes the whole time. Lmfao. It was scary. Honestly yeah you probably are right.
 
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