Mission compramised

[Yeti]

So I decided to go for a quick jerk. My sisters visiting from in town. my sister ALWAYS comes in my room during the night. Like clockwork. its eiter paper for her report, a pencil, her article of clothing. Like an idiot I thought it might happen but didnt lock the door. My sister came crashing through the door (HELLO LETS NOT KNOCK OR NUTHIN) and thank god my mom was there too. It wouldnt be a complete audience without my mom. I probably even shouldve got my grandma to come over too. Jesus christ. sitting here embarrassed and limp now. idk if I can finish my jerk :-(.

 

[cas]

Ask if they want a better look, stare right through them.

 

[Bomb]

Post some pics or no one will believe you

 

[cas]

Yeah, show us your dick, faggot.

 

[Mr. X]

Post some pics or no one will believe you

Yes, we need a picture of both your mom and sister.

 

[Wasted]

this made me laugh more than it should have, to high for this.

 

[Yeti]

Well I finished the jerk. It was a sad one. She came in looking for a lighter. Really nigga? The kid with glasses who doesnt smoke weed has lighters coming out of his ass now?

fuck

 

[Bomb]

Well I finished the jerk. It was a sad one. She came in looking for a lighter. Really nigga? The kid with glasses who doesnt smoke weed has lighters coming out of his ass now?

fuck

I don't smoke weed and I have 2 zippos and 2 bics lil hummie