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Why do men fart more than women?

Because women don't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure!

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What's the difference between a woman and a battery?

A battery has a positive side!

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Why are women's feet smaller than men's?

It's an evolution thing that makes them get closer to the kitchen sink!

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If you have any funny jokes please post below and get the community laughing, thanks!

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an onion.
You don't cry when you chop up a dead baby.

What's more fun than a barrel of dead babies?
Sticking pins in their eyes.

What's blue and orange and lies at the bottom of a swimming pool?
A baby with burst armbands.

How do you make a dead baby float?
Two scoops of ice cream, one scoop of dead baby.
 

You sound very troubled but live up to your user name, Mr @random
 
I've got a pickup line.

"Hey girl, are your parents retarded? Because you seem special.."

You have to say "girl" like you're thirstier than Miley.
 
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