So recently my uncle moved in with me, and used to live in California. So he was telling me early in the day yesterday that since he has been in Oregon he hasn't smoked any good shit. So I told him that I can get shit that will make him not be able to move, because its so good. He called bullshit on me, so later in the night I packed a bowl of my personal dank that I keep in my safe for basically times when I just wanna get way high rather than just the regular high you know. So I gave him my pipe, and he took one hit. He than smoked a cigarette, and right after the cig was finished he fell back on my bed, and couldn't move. I asked him if he was alright, and he said he was paralyzed. He said he as beyond the point of being fucked up. So This was at like 8 in the morning so I helped him over to my couch which is like 2 feet from my bed. Lmao yeah he couldn't even move 2 feet on his own. So He got on my couch and layed there for a while. He was moaning and groaning, and at one point said he felt like he was going to puke, piss, and shit his pants. During this whole time I was high as fuck just laughing the whole time. He also wanted some water pretty bad so I got him a glass, and shit. Anyways basically the moral of the story is that people, especially family shouldn't call bullshit on me as I will prove them wrong. Oh, and no he didn't shit piss or puke. Lmao! Today he said he would never doubt or question me again. He also told me to never give him that good of weed again.
Anyways I figured I would tell this funny ass story with you all, and I told Josh that I would give him a good story to read.
Anyways I figured I would tell this funny ass story with you all, and I told Josh that I would give him a good story to read.