Koins for Paint BG

[Cabbage]

I want the stupidest shit you can possibly think of. I'll say some stuff to get your thinking cap going. (1920x1080 please)
Cabbage-stick figure, butt-humping a hot celebrity, kanye west with egg eyes and his head on a fat womans body, wal-mart fat people on carts riding on the bottom part of the picture, stick figures, everything can be poorly drawn and shit like that.

required: a face of someone weird (celebrity, family member of yours, etc) poking out of 1 of the top corners.

winner gets a some koins

 

[Famous]

Does it have to be in paint or can I do it in photoshop?

 

[Escape]

Does it have to be in paint or can I do it in photoshop?

Derp. It does say "Koins for PAINT BG"

 

[Cabbage]

Does it have to be in paint or can I do it in photoshop?

Paint only please. it has to look shitty.