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Ok, so my girlfriend texts me and tells me that her neighbor called her grandmother. (Who she currently lives with). The neighbor says that some women dropped a box off on their front porch and took off faster than a cheetah (she didn't actually say faster than a cheetah). Well her grandmother proceeds to call the police; This was almost an hour ago. They show up, decide to make everyone in the house vacate the area and call in a bomb squad. Remind you this; my "city" has like 5 thousand people in it... I will post more details as they come in...
 
So the city police thinks that a "woman terrorist" dropped off a bomb on your girlfriends porch?
 
Well I guess it is a pre-cautionary thing since it's a box with an unknown in it... I'm waiting for a nuke to go off
 
Ill give you $20 if you run up kick the box and run away screaming.
 
Hahah, Western Union it to me and I'll video it!
 
Ha, so they were informed this morning it was a box full of kittens D'awww! So cute! lolololol... They called a bomb squad from two hours away to find a box of kittens
 
Good thing you didn't accept my bet of kicking the box or else everyone would hate you for kicking a box of kittens.
 
Lol would have been funny to walk up too it and light a firecracker then run :3
 
Lol, kittens. Can only imagine the suspense leading up to the moment when they open the box. Everyone standing 200meters back, the officers sweating, fbi agents with beads of sweat on their foreheads, then .... KITTENS!

~Ven0m
 
Ven0m said:
Lol, kittens. Can only imagine the suspense leading up to the moment when they open the box. Everyone standing 200meters back, the officers sweating, fbi agents with beads of sweat on their foreheads, then .... KITTENS!

~Ven0m
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And then all of them would be like "awwwhh so cute".

In my opinion, take one of those cats and put it in the blender!
 
It would have been better if they were like "awww kittens" 5 seconds later all the kittens explode in a massive bloodbath.
 

Lol for the first line.

What kind of sick mind-twisted psycho would do that?





Me

~Ven0m
 

I wouln't tbh.
Even though I don't like cats, I wouldn't hurt one.
I wouldn't even hurt an animal intentionally.
 
Voodin said:
It would have been better if they were like "awww kittens" 5 seconds later all the kittens explode in a massive bloodbath.
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That would be quite the scene but since the government couldn't give two shits about animals, no one would care.

~Ven0m
 
Sooooo yeah; I should have ran up to the house kicked over the box and fled. Haha I would have probably only gotten a misdemeanor for fleeing and a couple tazes but totally worth it.
 
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