I just heard this recently I thought it was pretty funny.
Ok so this kid is at school in kindergarten and he asks his teacher to go to the bathroom she says ok but first give me the first 5 letters of the alphabet so that night he went to his house and went to his brother who was on his computer and asked him what was the first letter of the alphabet was and his brother said "Be quiet!". He then said ok and went to his dad and he was watching tv he asked him what is the second letter of the alphabet? His dad said "Shut up!". He said ok and went to his other brother that was playing with his action figures he asked him what was the third letter of the alphabet and he said dun un un un un un un un batman!! he said ok and went to his sister who was on the toilet.....whats the 4th letter of alphabet? "Down in the toilet where nobody goes". He said ok and went to his mom who was cooking.....whats the 5th letter of the alphabet? "AHHH MY BUNS ARE BURNING!". He said ok........So the next day he asked to go to the bathroom and she asked what the first 5 letters of the alphabet was he said "Be quite!"
She said excuseeee me? "Shut up!" Go to the principals office! So hes in there and the principal says whats your name? He goes dun un un un un un un un batman!! Where do you live? Down in the toilet where no body goes. What are you here for then? AHHH MY BUNS ARE BURNING!!!
lol took me a while to write jeez fingers hurt now lol.
