Well basicly.
I was hanging out with friends and this drunk kid came up to me.
He started acting real "cool", and he said to his friends.
Wanna bet I can hit him? Meaning me.
So he hit me in the face, as he tried to throw another punch I intercepted it.
I broke his leg, and hit him a couple times.
His friends called the cops.
And it got me arrested, because I did more damage then he did.
So I got transferred to the police station for questioning.
Heard he wanted to press charges against me, for assault.
So they transferred me to the local prison.
And now I am back home.
Waiting for news from the police.
And I am like, really? It was self defense.