Insane Kik

I am looking for an awesome original Kik username. Preferably one that has not been whored around. You go first or we use a middleman.

Rather than telling you what I have to spend, tell me what you have and what you are asking. I can more than assure you that I can afford it.

Specific ones I will definitely buy:
jason
stance
audi
halfrican
raider
raiders
volkswagen
vw
porsche

Offer yours below.

Good luck on finding one mate.

The only one for sale I have is CHEAT but it's ugly, and a few owners.