I'm dying irl [serious]

[Shift]

My left shoulder is sprained, my right wrist is broken and I'm having a fucking alergic reaction.

RIP

 

[Seven]

If I die young, bury me in satin
Lay me down on a bed of roses
Sink me in a river at dawn
Send me away with the words of a love song

R.I.P.

;(

 

[matthew]

RIP SHIFT U WILL BE MISSED :'(

 

[One]

Lmaooo. Sucks to be you. Although Ive been hurt way worse.

 

[Shift]

My head looks like a over inflated football.

 

[Omnipotent]

If I die today
Remember me like John Lennon
Buried in Louis
I'm talking all brown linen, HUHHHH


#rekt

 

[Shift]

Ur a fgts I'm dying and your all posting shitty lyrics

 

[Dolphins]

Ummmmm why don't you call 911 instead of posting on here?

 

[Shift]

Ummmmm why don't you call 911 instead of posting on here?

Because I want to die already.

 

[Name]

Because I want to die already.

Just remember, you could have lost all your SMs like Kik did

 

[Mr.Meaty]

Can I have your paypal if you die

 

[Shift]

I can't jack off since I have a cast, lets hope my throat closes up soon.

 

[Name]

I can't jack off since I have a cast, lets hope my throat closes up soon.

So you're into Autoerotic Asphyxiation... I dont know what to say about that...

 

[Shift]

So you're into Autoerotic Asphyxiation... I dont know what to say about that...

The only erotic thing about all this is that I hope I die

 

[Name]

The only erotic thing about all this is that I hope I die

Would it make you feel better if i gave you my PayPal info?

 

[Shift]

Would it make you feel better if i gave you my PayPal info?

A bullet and a gun should be enough.