I'll pick you up! [Pick-up Line]

[Random]

Post here if you want me to try and seduce you with my sexy Pickup lines .

 

[Random]

Seduce me.

I'm a gay satanic virgin.

Your dad must be a baker because you have a nice set of buns.

 

[Cred]

Seduce me, Muffin. I'm prepared to be astonished.

 

[Random]

Seduce me, Muffin. I'm prepared to be astonished.

Spoiler: Really gay one:

Are you a burger, because you can be the meat between my buns!

Spoiler: Not as gay one:

I hope you're not a vegetarian, 'cause I want to feed you some meat!

Spoiler: Still posting gay ones..

I'm an interior decorator. I can fill your interior

 

[Cred]

Spoiler: Really gay one:

Are you a burger, because you can be the meat between my buns!

Spoiler: Not as gay one:

I hope you're not a vegetarian, 'cause I want to feed you some meat!

Spoiler: Still posting gay ones..

I'm an interior decorator. I can fill your interior

Damn! Brb going to go wank now. Thanks to @Random for turning me on.

 

[Fam]

oh fuck hit me with one of your best ones qt

 

[Random]

oh fuck hit me with one of your best ones qt

I like Legos, you like Legos, why don't we build a relationship?

 

[PSN]

Lets see what you've got.

-Jenks

 

[Goddd]

Hit me with one of these you sexy piece of ass

 

[Random]

Lets see what you've got.

-Jenks

Life without you would be like a broken pencil... pointless.

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Hit me with one of these you sexy piece of ass

Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?

 

[Zeus]

u are a sexy piece of ass hmu with one

 

[Random]

u are a sexy piece of ass hmu with one

Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.

 

[Zeus]

Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.

I'm happy ur happy I'll give you cock l8r

 

[Dolphins]

Seduce me Random. I'm not easily seduced. Give me your best!

 

[Random]

Seduce me Random. I'm not easily seduced. Give me your best!

Your name is unfathomably hard to type. let's have sex.

 

[Dolphins]

Your name is unfathomably hard to type. let's have sex.

@Random I'm wet. Quick question: What do you see as my username? People are saying it's just a box.

 

[Random]

@Random I'm wet. Quick question: What do you see as my username? People are saying it's just a box.

To most PC user's it'd appear as just a Box. That is how I see it.

 

[Dolphins]

To most PC user's it'd appear as just a Box. That is how I see it.

OT do you think I can get a koin refund if I message @Philly?

 

[gunnar]

Seduce @'climax' and I right now.

 

[Random]

Seduce @'climax' and I right now.

No, I don't do doubles, and I don't really feel like it. I've just given away all my money on PD.