If you had a mutha fuckin' time machine?

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If you had a mutha fuckin' time machine, what would you do FIRST?

My answer: I'd go back the the beginning of Xbox original and make hundreds of OG tags and travel back and make a SHIT TON of money.

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I would just go back in time to where i had a few twenty's then fastforward to real time with the money
 
Butterfly affect.

You'd probably be fucking up the world as we know it, think about it.

1. You take an OG that would have been taken by some nerd
2. That nerd does not get laid by any nerd girls because he does not have the OG gamertag
3. The baby that would come from said nerd getting laid by nerdy girls would not be born
4. The baby, who turned into a smart ass kid, will not exist.
5. Whatever he creates/discovers will not be created/discovered
6. Congratulations, shit has been fucked up LOL
 

 
I'd travel back in time to the soccer game where I took a PK during a PK shoot out and I hit the spot where the crossbar meets the post. I was the first one on our PK lineup and I choked.
 
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lol fail
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Kev said:
I'd travel back in time to the soccer game where I took a PK during a PK shoot out and I hit the spot where the crossbar meets the post. I was the first one on our PK lineup and I choked.
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Lulz
 
I wouldnt want a time machine that fucked my mother.
 
I would go back in time to the point where I was about 4 and relive my life. I've so many great memories I want to relive.
 
Go back in time with a Usb filled with music, and release them as if I made the songs, and become the greatest musician.
 
I'd go get all 26 1 letters then post a 'Selling the alphabet' thread and make BANK.
 
I would continuously relive my childhood forever. I dont want to grow up
 
I'd go back in time about 20 years and invest all of my money into Apple.

I'd be rich right now. 8)
 
You kids are all dumb as fuck.

1. Buy a sports almanac for the past 20 years.
2. Go back in time and gamble all your money already knowing the results.
3. Make a shit ton of money.
4. Grab the gamertag Quad (so I can retire in peace)(4th step
5. Go back to the present with a shitload of money and play xbox for the rest of my life and fuck bitches with my mad money.
6. ????????
7. Profit
 
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