I run dis.

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Fucking hoes. Hate when bitches fuck up one of the best times of my day, lunch. The other day this cunt came in bullying my friend shoving him and slapping these other guys but he didn't even bother to try to touch me(felt so badass). He shoves my small friend over and I go ape shit and headlock him and threw him on the ground giving and made the fucker cry, all in front of this girl I like. Got off with a warning. Fuck I'm such a tank.

Next day I'm in the line getting food, fucker comes over again and steals my seat. Fucking go flailing at him and pull the chair out from under him while he is fucking sitting. He falls on his ass and almost crys again. Apparently we're his "friends" he says. "You have no friends you fucking loser fuck off." -I say. He walks off ALL rustled.

Two days later fucking cunt steals the hot girls seat while her God damn bag was there. I don't do anything cause this ho is a tank. She comes all up in dis and fucking slaps him in the face with a gatorade and drags him buy the FUCKING HAIR to the ground. She literally has a handful of his shit hair. This fucking kid looses it. Says hes gonna shoot up the school after the weekend. We tell the principle and he gets suspended for 2weeks. I run dis shit. Don't fuck with me or I'll root you ip address find you, and dropkick your esophagus whilst shoving a crowbar up your urethra.
I run dis.
 
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