I got diarrhea (Help)

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Ok so I got diarrhea really bad right now. I have been sitting on the toilet for like a hour and a half. I just need someone to tell me I'm ok, and that my ass will stop burning soon.

This is not a joke my ass hole really burns right now.
 
I'm sorry but this made me laugh too much because it's in life support right now.

Good luck in there.
 
Get some vaseline and while your rubbing it in your anus clockwise you say my name and it will heal and it will leave a minty afterfeel

Edit: if you accidently rip your asshole or get your dick stuck in the fan it is neither mine nor forumkorners responsibility
 

All I got is KY... Will that still work?
 
Shove a knife up your asshole OP. It's a secret method and its not patched yet do it.
 
What if I want the beads. Then could I use KY?
 
Ok then I'll lube my ass up with spit, then say your name as loud as I can.
 
Well thank you so much Shift I had the best orgasm of my life and my ass hole no longer burns.
 
OH NO! If you still have diarrhea by the time you get the threesome, who else is gonna do it?

-Dunk jumps in- I WILL.

But foreal, you should shove atleast 4 1/2 tampons in your anus, once that is completed, paint the tampons red then jump into a bath tub full of anthrax. Should work if it's not patched yet. Lmk if it works.
 
All I have to say is Pepto bismol.

Works every time.
 
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