I Feel Like the Baddest Motherfucker Alive!

[PiraX]

So, today at 2pm, I pulled up to my girlfriend's house for the first time and met her mother. Her father is a doctor and is away most of the time. They live in a hueg3.jpg house and there was a Rolls Royce parked out front. I was extremely nervous.

However, all was good. She let me in, said hello, and directed me to the basement. We turned on the XBOX, watched a few movies on NETFLIX, and cuddled. She is so amazing in every conceivable way. We ordered pizza from Papa Johns, Skyped some friends, and held hands during one of our staring contests. I can't help but to close my eyes and smile when I see hers gazing back at me. After watching anything at all became boring, she turned on some of her favorite songs on iTunes and we made out. Best night ever.

I realize I probably shouldn't be sharing this, but I need to share it with someone and you guys know very little about me. I'm currently talking to her on Facebook while drinking down a Mocha Frappe. Peace.

 

[Philly]

Sounds pretty legit, I remember my days of doing things like that. Just don't take her for granted. You could loose here with just one wrong word.

 

[PiraX]

Sounds pretty legit, I remember my days of doing things like that. Just don't take her for granted. You could loose here with just one wrong word.

Nah. We've had our bouts with words. She's an intellectual who doesn't allow petty emotions to get in the way of things too often. However, I love her way too much to take her for granted.

 

[Philly]

Nah. We've had our bouts with words. She's an intellectual who doesn't allow petty emotions to get in the way of things too often. However, I love her way too much to take her for granted.

Thats good, I wish you both the best of luck.

 

[ltdg]

I feel mislead, I was hoping this thread was going to be about you killing a bear with your bare hands, 'cause shit that'd make you the baddest motherfucker alive.

 

[Money]

I feel mislead, I was hoping this thread was going to be about you killing a bear with your bare hands, 'cause shit that'd make you the baddest motherfucker alive.

Lolz!


No but Pirax really good job! Thanks for sharing this, i know a bit more about you. That's what the forum is about!

 

[Philly]

I feel mislead, I was hoping this thread was going to be about you killing a bear with your bare hands, 'cause shit that'd make you the baddest motherfucker alive.

I have wrestled a bear before. Its a thing my family does. We just go up to the hills with some friends and some beer and find a bear and one of us wrestles em. Its pretty fun. Kinda scary the first time you do it but its not too bad.

 

[PiraX]

UPDATE: It was pretty intimidating. She lives in a very large house with a turnabout in front with a fountain in the center. Parked to the left of the house, was an older model Rolls Royce.

 

[Leafs]

Bro beg for money.

Share with us.

Win?

 

[Coocoobirdie]

First off, if your school gets off at 2, you're obviously in elementary school. Which means if you did all this at the age of seven, yes you are the baddest motherfucker alive. My parents wouldn't even let me drink coffee at that age. Lucky bastard.










Jk nice bro

 

[PiraX]

First off, if your school gets off at 2, you're obviously in elementary school. Which means if you did all this at the age of seven, yes you are the baddest motherfucker alive. My parents wouldn't even let me drink coffee at that age. Lucky bastard.










Jk nice bro

This occurred on a Saturday.

 

[Philly]

UPDATE: It was pretty intimidating. She lives in a very large house with a turnabout in front with a fountain in the center. Parked to the left of the house, was an older model Rolls Royce.

Rolls Royce oh yeah!!!!

Bro beg for money.

Share with us.

Win?

Lol Leafs.

 

[ltdg]

Bro beg for money.

Share with us.

Win?

I second this valuable suggestion.

 

[Mr.Guthan]

Haha cool story brotha sounds like me 3 years ago
Its all fun why wouldn't it.