I drunk drive tonight...

[Spartan]

OK folks... I been drinking all day having a good time, etc I decided to drive into my town to get pizza drunk.. when I got o decided to leave my car incase of cops.. I went to the party to call for a guy who CURRENTLY has my car keys.. he successfully drove my car to me without getting caught.. god, now there is cops everywhere and word is they want me.. ughhhh FML  my girl is incredibly angry

 

[Magnificent]

why do the cops want you for drunk driving?

 

[Daimi]

Moral of the story: Get delivery when you order pizza.

 

[Senpai]

Why are you cops after you if the guy that drove your car to you didn't get caught? This is confusing lol.

 

[Rebecca]

Why would you even drive drunk lol fyl

 

[Spartan]

O been drinking for the last 7 hours.. I was hungry.. the nearest pizza place was literally 2 mins away so I thought ducky it I'll.hop in the car and go.. I ordered pizzpizz.. I bumped into friends because I was drunk o decided to let friends drive me out HoHome. When I got home I realised my car was still there. Now apparently the cops know who's driving and iys a task.to get it to my house. JUZT FML

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O been drinking for the last 7 hours.. I was hungry.. the nearest pizza place was literally 2 mins away so I thought ducky it I'll.hop in the car and go.. I ordered pizzpizz.. I bumped into friends because I was drunk o decided to let friends drive me out HoHome. When I got home I realised my car was still there. Now apparently the cops know who's driving and iys a task.to get it to my house. JUZT FML

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Moral of the story: Get delivery when you order pizza.

This guy. Exactly, I'm a fkn idiot

 

[Ambien]

If u get arrested swap ur OGS cause cops will seize as evidence.

 

[Daimi]

If u get arrested swap ur OGS cause cops will seize as evidence.

vouch it happened to me, i lost a ton of my ogs.

I'm pretty sure the arresting officer is using my IG

 

[Sarcasm]

Congrats you're retarded. Driving drunk is selfish.