I am now a certified man.

[Paul H.]

Guess who just completed the Buffalo Wild Wings Blazin' Wings Challenge?

This guy.

 

[Deany]

Oh wow, I completely thought you lost your virginity, Paul.
My bad. LOL.

 

[Earl]

I'm going there tomorrow night, should I try it? Was it hard at all?

 

[Itachi]

I thought you finally paid a hooker to have sex with you. Since no female in her right mind would fuck you.

 

[TJ]

Nice job, looks like this thread is about to get even more interesting.

 

[Paul H.]

I'm going there tomorrow night, should I try it? Was it hard at all?

Go for it. Never stop, once you start going just keep eating and eating as fast as you can, if you ever stop to catch your breath it gets a lot harder.

 

[Earl]

Well what the fuck is it? Like what do you have to do and can you give some tips?

 

[Jimmy]

Congrats Paul. What's the challenge about?

 

[Paul H.]

You have to eat twelve chicken wings smothered in this extremely hot sauce in six minutes without drinking anything. I was tearing up halfway through, it's really spicy.

 

[Earl]

Shit I'm going for it. What is the reward?

 

[Cann!bal]

I wish I could shove food down my throat fast as you do. Congrats, your life is complete.

 

[Paul H.]

Reward is a free t-shirt and bragging rights.

 

[Earl]

That's pretty sexy. I'm actually thinking about doing it!

 

[Jimmy]

Paul, you should get Techno to try it as well.

 

[Paul H.]

The only bad thing is that it's going to give me fiery poops and I feel it coming... arg

 

[Miles]

The only bad thing is that it's going to give me fiery poops and I feel it coming... arg

You feel 'em blazin' inside you do ya?

Thats funny. I probably couldn't eat 4 super hot wings in six minutes WITH WATER, but then again I have no mouth.

 

[Brian]

Sounds Delicious! I'm sure you had a wonderful time blowing up your bathroom when you got home Lmao.

 

[Ƿoʍo]

I have completed it 3 times ​

 

[Earl]

You feel 'em blazin' inside you do ya?

Thats funny. I probably couldn't eat 4 super hot wings in six minutes WITH WATER, but then again I have no mouth.

Your girlfriend does.