How to 'fake' being ill?

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Hey RuneGear,
In a few days it is VITAL that I miss something. Does anyone have some good ways to pretend to be ill so I can trick my mother
Thanks!
 
Just say you'll commit suicide and you're depressed. No need to fake shit, just say shit.
 
James said:
Just say you'll commit suicide and you're depressed. No need to fake shit, just say shit.
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Something believable would be better. I have no history of depression so it wouldn't really work.
 

"Oh, how I've kept one's feelings bottled up! It's not healthy, so, I'm coming out. I'm depressed. I see no meaning in life! What's the point? The out-come is always death."
 
stop being a bitch and shove your fingers down your throat then throw up.
 
LIGHTS said:
stop being a b*tch and shove your fingers down your throat then throw up.
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No way? :uhoh:

God. said:
What, how old are you kiddo?
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I'm in Secondary School. It's not to miss school, it's to miss a school trip.
 
iKnight said:
Why would you want to miss a school trip?
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Because it involves camping for 4 days...
I hate camping.
 
OP wants to stay home and scape.
 
Since you wouldn't do any good ideas, let us know how the camping went!
 
Ask Oxide about the camping trip I'm going on. Trust me, it's not fun.
I'm just going to tell my Mum the truth.
 
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