How to 'fake' being ill?

[Multiply]

Hey RuneGear,
In a few days it is VITAL that I miss something. Does anyone have some good ways to pretend to be ill so I can trick my mother
Thanks!

 

[Automatic]

Just say you'll commit suicide and you're depressed. No need to fake shit, just say shit.

 

[Multiply]

Just say you'll commit suicide and you're depressed. No need to fake shit, just say shit.

Something believable would be better. I have no history of depression so it wouldn't really work.

 

[Oxide]

Say that you have a headache and you feel sick.

If you go to any sanotirum or if she looks it up shell have to keep you in bed for at least 1 day

Works a charm all the time.

 

[Automatic]

Just say you'll commit suicide and you're depressed. No need to fake shit, just say shit.

Something believable would be better. I have no history of depression so it wouldn't really work.

"Oh, how I've kept one's feelings bottled up! It's not healthy, so, I'm coming out. I'm depressed. I see no meaning in life! What's the point? The out-come is always death."

 

[Mazool]

Go to school and skip? Then fake a note and hand that to the office the next day.

 

[Crucifix]

What, how old are you kiddo?

 

[lights_mybb_import15405]

stop being a bitch and shove your fingers down your throat then throw up.

 

[Multiply]

stop being a b*tch and shove your fingers down your throat then throw up.

No way? :uhoh:

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What, how old are you kiddo?

I'm in Secondary School. It's not to miss school, it's to miss a school trip.

 

[iKnight]

Why would you want to miss a school trip?

 

[Multiply]

Why would you want to miss a school trip?

Because it involves camping for 4 days...
I hate camping.

 

[Mazool]

Why would you want to miss a school trip?

Because it involves camping for 4 days...
I hate camping.

How can you hate camping? It's so fun being outside and doing stuff for your self, and exploring.

But if you must, just skip and write a note saying you were sick.

 

[Tyler-]

OP wants to stay home and scape.

 

[lights_mybb_import15405]

Since you wouldn't do any good ideas, let us know how the camping went!

 

[Multiply]

Ask Oxide about the camping trip I'm going on. Trust me, it's not fun.
I'm just going to tell my Mum the truth.