One of my favorite threads from HF and I figure somebody would find this useful.
Step One: HaVe A KeWL GaMeRTaG
Step 1 to being super MoFkN known on xbox live, is to have a KeWL LoOkiN GaMErTaG. Be unique, make something noone else has, like "KyRo RuNz Mw2", or "SLaDe RuNz Ya DiG", or anything that makes you stand out and whatever makes you proud that you now run xbox live.
Another cool gamertag technique, is to create a super awesome 3 letter gamertag that doesn't make sense! Like, C9D, D3J, P4B, I9A, etc. Remember, this is considered having an OrIgInAL GaMeRTaG, or as the hardcore superawesomesauce gamers call it, a super cool "oG".
If you want the ultimate oG gamertag, you need to search for words on urbandictionary.com, and add a "s", "ing", "ings", or "er" on the end. Example are Dictionariesings, Assertings, Sinneringer, Professionaling, Professions, Cornys, Elites, Eliteing, and so on.
EDIT (thanks to "A Bit Of Zero"): There is nothing better than looking like an oG BoSs GG no RE on Modern Warfare 2. If you want to establish your placement in Modern Warfare 2 History, you need to pretend you're a professional modder and download that Modio and EZGT, so you can add useless and annoying controller buttons, and colorful rainbow pony text all over your gamertags so kids on MW2 who not to fuck with anymore!
Step Two: MoTTo, LoCaTioN & BiO
You can't be an XbL BauSs without having a super cool motto, bio and location. Remember to make sure you change your lanaguage to chinese, japanese, korean, or whatever the hell it is, and make sure you overuse the cool looking symbols so it floods up your bio, location and motto! For your bio, make sure you put oG | (your GT here), because you want the world to know you're a gangster over the world of xbox. Your location has to have a stand out message. You don't want random F/Rz from them BK randys GB nerds, so stand up for yourself, and tell the world that only fellow oG cult members can add you. And finally your bio, we know that you're so good at games like Halo, and Call of Duty, so make sure you show the world how good, and not that you're a BK. Rate yourself by weapons! Examples of all these are shown below! Remember kids, kids over xbox DO care about you!
Example Motto:
┯┷┯┷┯┷ツ oG | C9J ツ┯┷┯┷┯┷
Example Location:
→→→→→ oG TaGs AdD Me Pl0X! ←←←←←
Example Bio:
BaTTLe RiiiFLe: ★★★★☆
PLaSma P1SToLa: ★★★★★
FaMaS: ★★★☆☆
AkiiiMbO MoDeL 1887s: ★☆☆☆☆
Step Three: Build your F/L with FeLLoW oG GaMeRTaGGz
Ah yes, the most difficult task of your journey of knowness. This is going to be tough, so sit tight and listen. If you want to build your known count on Ecksbawks, you need to head into stalker mode, and sit there and add ANY original gamertag you can think of, and send them a lengthy voice message telling them you want to buy their account, or you want to add them because they have an original tag. Don't worry guys, as the acceptance rate of your friend request ranges from 0.02% all the way to 1%, so never give up! Little tip: If you want them to accept your F/R, you need to make sure you tell them how cool their gamertag is, and that you will do anything for them, because you're now their slave because of how cool and awesome their gamertag is, your acceptance rate will be boosted by 0.5%!
Step Four: Pretend you know how to host boot, and gloat that you RuN SwaT AnD MLG, and I BanG 50s ALL DaY ErrYDaY Ya DiGG?!
Don't worry young padawan, you're almost there. Your next step in the journey to knowness, is to download a cracked version of DarK DDoSeR, DDoSeR, or whatever host booting program you know of. After doing so, infect your friends, family members, or whoever and get enough bots to hit DeM KiiDz OffLiiiNe On HaLo3 for at least 5 seconds cause you're a G. - By doing so, you are now a threat to every 5 year old you can see in Swat, MLG, Throwback, or whatever playlist you play on, and your journey is now almost over.
Step Five: You're now the KiiiiNg Of XbL, YoU RuN XbL NoW!
Ah yes, your journey is now over. You are now the king of XbOx LiVe, all thanks to Me, Revy, and my super professional tips. I hope you found this guide to be super amazing, and it should help the nubs of FK go from a randyrandy BK scrub GG no RE, to a KnOwN JaCkEr, HoStBooTeR, HaLo 3 RuNNeR, or whatever you dream to be in the world known as xbawkz live.
If there are any questions on how to be known, or to have a cool 3 letter gamertag that doesn't make sense, please feel free to browse around the Gaming section of ForumKorner, because 90% of threads on here now contain people selling gamertags such as "C9D, D9S, B9C, BO3, X9V", and so on!
Thank you, and have a nice day everyone.
Credit to Taiga
GeT KnOwN oN EcKzBaWkZ LiVe!
The guide that HF raves "It's an Instant Classic!"
★★★★★
Many people are wondering, "Good sir, how do I get known in the world of Ecksbawkz Live? I'm tired of being called a randy, scrub, BK, or a BK Randy Scrub." - Well good people on ForumKorner, I've wasted a lot of time typing this up out of pure boredom, so enjoy! The guide that HF raves "It's an Instant Classic!"
★★★★★
Step One: HaVe A KeWL GaMeRTaG
Step 1 to being super MoFkN known on xbox live, is to have a KeWL LoOkiN GaMErTaG. Be unique, make something noone else has, like "KyRo RuNz Mw2", or "SLaDe RuNz Ya DiG", or anything that makes you stand out and whatever makes you proud that you now run xbox live.
Another cool gamertag technique, is to create a super awesome 3 letter gamertag that doesn't make sense! Like, C9D, D3J, P4B, I9A, etc. Remember, this is considered having an OrIgInAL GaMeRTaG, or as the hardcore superawesomesauce gamers call it, a super cool "oG".
If you want the ultimate oG gamertag, you need to search for words on urbandictionary.com, and add a "s", "ing", "ings", or "er" on the end. Example are Dictionariesings, Assertings, Sinneringer, Professionaling, Professions, Cornys, Elites, Eliteing, and so on.
EDIT (thanks to "A Bit Of Zero"): There is nothing better than looking like an oG BoSs GG no RE on Modern Warfare 2. If you want to establish your placement in Modern Warfare 2 History, you need to pretend you're a professional modder and download that Modio and EZGT, so you can add useless and annoying controller buttons, and colorful rainbow pony text all over your gamertags so kids on MW2 who not to fuck with anymore!
Step Two: MoTTo, LoCaTioN & BiO
You can't be an XbL BauSs without having a super cool motto, bio and location. Remember to make sure you change your lanaguage to chinese, japanese, korean, or whatever the hell it is, and make sure you overuse the cool looking symbols so it floods up your bio, location and motto! For your bio, make sure you put oG | (your GT here), because you want the world to know you're a gangster over the world of xbox. Your location has to have a stand out message. You don't want random F/Rz from them BK randys GB nerds, so stand up for yourself, and tell the world that only fellow oG cult members can add you. And finally your bio, we know that you're so good at games like Halo, and Call of Duty, so make sure you show the world how good, and not that you're a BK. Rate yourself by weapons! Examples of all these are shown below! Remember kids, kids over xbox DO care about you!
Example Motto:
┯┷┯┷┯┷ツ oG | C9J ツ┯┷┯┷┯┷
Example Location:
→→→→→ oG TaGs AdD Me Pl0X! ←←←←←
Example Bio:
BaTTLe RiiiFLe: ★★★★☆
PLaSma P1SToLa: ★★★★★
FaMaS: ★★★☆☆
AkiiiMbO MoDeL 1887s: ★☆☆☆☆
Step Three: Build your F/L with FeLLoW oG GaMeRTaGGz
Ah yes, the most difficult task of your journey of knowness. This is going to be tough, so sit tight and listen. If you want to build your known count on Ecksbawks, you need to head into stalker mode, and sit there and add ANY original gamertag you can think of, and send them a lengthy voice message telling them you want to buy their account, or you want to add them because they have an original tag. Don't worry guys, as the acceptance rate of your friend request ranges from 0.02% all the way to 1%, so never give up! Little tip: If you want them to accept your F/R, you need to make sure you tell them how cool their gamertag is, and that you will do anything for them, because you're now their slave because of how cool and awesome their gamertag is, your acceptance rate will be boosted by 0.5%!
Step Four: Pretend you know how to host boot, and gloat that you RuN SwaT AnD MLG, and I BanG 50s ALL DaY ErrYDaY Ya DiGG?!
Don't worry young padawan, you're almost there. Your next step in the journey to knowness, is to download a cracked version of DarK DDoSeR, DDoSeR, or whatever host booting program you know of. After doing so, infect your friends, family members, or whoever and get enough bots to hit DeM KiiDz OffLiiiNe On HaLo3 for at least 5 seconds cause you're a G. - By doing so, you are now a threat to every 5 year old you can see in Swat, MLG, Throwback, or whatever playlist you play on, and your journey is now almost over.
Step Five: You're now the KiiiiNg Of XbL, YoU RuN XbL NoW!
Ah yes, your journey is now over. You are now the king of XbOx LiVe, all thanks to Me, Revy, and my super professional tips. I hope you found this guide to be super amazing, and it should help the nubs of FK go from a randyrandy BK scrub GG no RE, to a KnOwN JaCkEr, HoStBooTeR, HaLo 3 RuNNeR, or whatever you dream to be in the world known as xbawkz live.
If there are any questions on how to be known, or to have a cool 3 letter gamertag that doesn't make sense, please feel free to browse around the Gaming section of ForumKorner, because 90% of threads on here now contain people selling gamertags such as "C9D, D9S, B9C, BO3, X9V", and so on!
Thank you, and have a nice day everyone.