You're the most beautiful person I have ever laid eyes on. The first time I saw you my penis when from flaccid to hard as a rock. I gazed in your eyes, and it was as if I was gazing into the stars on a summer night. I looked up your nose and I saw these wonderful one inch nose hairs. My penis is even more hard at this point, I began getting lightheaded due to all of the blood rushing to my penis. I looked at your scrawny arms and I stumbled across a question that I could not answer; "Can he even lift a toothpick?" I then looked down at your feet. They looked to be a US men's size 15, but I know you truly only wear a size 6 in women's, I could tell by the crease in the middle of your clown-sized shoes. Might I mention my penis is still hard?