Holy crap, this is gold.. HAHA :D

One of the reasons why I'm in the process of making crunchbang my main OS.
 
Now before anyone goes ahead and does this, if you read really closely in the fine print, it says; "Your computer will not start back up because you are an idiot".
 
SD8Z said:
I don't think there is someone that stupid to fall for that.

People have, and it was hysterical.
 
Wow man, thanks! But I have just one problem. You see after I did this my PC's speed was increased ten-fold, my mother had finished making my hourly sandwich. I go to pick it up from the kitchen and she decided to turn off the PC and I got really mad at her because I was seeding torrents for my bro's. Now everytime I try to turn on the PC it just beeps and nothing comes on the screen. Is my screen broken? Is the PC broken? Should I get my dads really big magnet wipe the hard drive clean and reinstall windows '98?

Please help me! I'm posting this from a phone booth and it's unbearable!
 

That'll happen. It's completely normal. It'll fix itself in a year or so, just wait it out. Hope this helped.
 
I'm posting on my old computer.. this does delete system32.
*derheeerp*
 
but whats the real reason for 32 bit and 64?
 
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