Here's a story on how stupid I am:
Well, yesterday, I was at the park with my girlfriend and a friend of ours. I had a few grams on me at the time, so we decided to pack a couple bowls in my little, metal piece. Time goes by and the others are done smoking, so I go ahead and give myself the pleasure of smoking one to myself. NOW, that is where I went wrong. I stopped messing around with marijuana as frequently as I used to, so my tolerance was obviously pretty low.
After the session, we all planned to enjoy the weather and fuck around on the swings (SWINGING IS PROBABLY THE BEST THING TO DO, EVER. JUST SO YOU GUYS KNOW.) Being the big, idiot human that I am, I told them that I'd do a back-flip off of a swing (I WAS SUPER FUCKING HIGH AT THE TIME. LET ME TELL YOU THAT.)
This is where I made my attempt at wooing the crowd. I gripped up the chains, swung my body backwards, and lawn-chaired hard as fuck on my neck.
I was never even holding onto the chains. Apparently, that was just a fucking figment of my imagination. Please tell me you guys have done something stupid like this, lol.
Well, yesterday, I was at the park with my girlfriend and a friend of ours. I had a few grams on me at the time, so we decided to pack a couple bowls in my little, metal piece. Time goes by and the others are done smoking, so I go ahead and give myself the pleasure of smoking one to myself. NOW, that is where I went wrong. I stopped messing around with marijuana as frequently as I used to, so my tolerance was obviously pretty low.
After the session, we all planned to enjoy the weather and fuck around on the swings (SWINGING IS PROBABLY THE BEST THING TO DO, EVER. JUST SO YOU GUYS KNOW.) Being the big, idiot human that I am, I told them that I'd do a back-flip off of a swing (I WAS SUPER FUCKING HIGH AT THE TIME. LET ME TELL YOU THAT.)
This is where I made my attempt at wooing the crowd. I gripped up the chains, swung my body backwards, and lawn-chaired hard as fuck on my neck.
I was never even holding onto the chains. Apparently, that was just a fucking figment of my imagination. Please tell me you guys have done something stupid like this, lol.
