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[James_mybb_import12403]

I just masturbated and my penis fell off. What should I do?

 

[Otto]

Put on a tutu and dance around in circles while you sing your ABC's, that should help stop the bleeding.

 

[Eon]

Eat some cake. You'll feel better in no time.

 

[Ninja]

Put it into a pickle jar to save it for later.

 

[Chewbaka]

Put it into a pickle jar to save it for later.

Oh Ninja, you always know what to do.