Guess what I have

[Cannabis]

I have an apple pie and I get to eat all of it!

 

[Michael]

I have Modern Warfare 3 and I'm going to be playing all day.

 

[gavin101]

I have nothing because I'm poor. Way to make me feel bad.

 

[Tyler-]

I have Modern Warfare 3 and I'm going to be playing all day.

He wins!