Girls pick up line/Breaking the ice?

[Handsome]

Whad up FK,

I've only got 1(one) of each lines thought it'd be cool to share with you guys.

1)Do you have a mirror in your pants?Girl: "uhm no" You: i can see myself in your pants.

2)Randomly going up to a girl & saying "Fat Penguin" she be like, "huh , what?" Then again "Fat Penguin" she be like "okay weirdo". Then your like fat penguin's breaks the ice. get it? LOL

I don't know if you guys have heard of these before but i felt like sharing it with you guys,

What's your best pick up line/Breaking the ice with dem gurLz?

 

[Kill]

Whad up FK,

I've only got 1(one) of each lines thought it'd be cool to share with you guys.

1)Do you have a mirror in your pants?Girl: "uhm no" You: i can see myself in your pants.

2)Randomly going up to a girl & saying "Fat Penguin" she be like, "huh , what?" Then again "Fat Penguin" she be like "okay weirdo". Then your like fat penguin's breaks the ice. get it? LOL

I don't know if you guys have heard of these before but i felt like sharing it with you guys,

What's your best pick up line/Breaking the ice with dem gurLz?

Roses are Red.

Violets are Blue.

I've got a Gun.

Get in my Van.

 

[Cann!bal]

Roses are Red.

Violets are Blue.

I've got a Gun.

Get in my Van.

Kill, you're one amazing poet.