Ghostrider vs JustHayden Comedy Battle!

[Ghostrider]

OK guys, I, Ghostrider challenge JustHayden to a comedy battle!

I am English while JustHayden is Canadian therefore I have a distinct advantage already!

Just so you all know, I love Canadians, I love all nations so please, this is not an anti-anycountry thread, just a bit of fun. Please fell free to join in at any time!

Joke:

I went to call at my friends house to ask for the paint back that Bob had borrowed. When the door opened Bob's wife was in tears. She sobbed, "Bob died in his sleep last night".:'( I offered her words of comfort and said, "That is awful. Before he died I don't suppose Bob mentioned my black paint did he"? .:hehe:

OK, over to you JustHayden.....

 

[JustHayden]

Alright so a friend of mine was telling me a story about one of his most embarrassing moments in life, he had his head phones on, rocking out to music. He was pretty relaxed, so he decided to lay back, and pulled his little buddy out for some fun. When he finished, he opened his eyes and saw that his mom came in and left him some lunch on the night stand right beside him.

:blackhat: