I don't think I've ever seen a thread like this in this section, so let's change that.
What are some of the funniest things you've done or said while stoned? Or even things your friends have said.
I'll start off with 1 thing and post more as people post theirs.
Last time I smoked, I got hungry and decided to make ramen noodles, cuz I'm Sanctuary and that's what I do.
I grab the flavor packet, walk around a little, stare at the packet and kinda black out for a few mins. Then I remember that the ramen is cooking, so I set down the packet and go back to that. Then the ramen gets almost ready, so I go to grab the packet... but I can't find it.
I looked all over the kitchen but couldn't find it. Checked the living room, my room, bathroom, but nothing.
Since I remembered I set it down the last time I had it, I decided to even check inside the boiling pot (heh, pot..) cuz I had no other idea where it would be.
Still didn't find it though. So I turned off the stove top and still kept looking, I spent about 20 mins looking for it.
I give up eventually and take a few bites and stopped eating for a little cuz it was flavorless.
Then I get thirsty and decide to get some soda, so I go back to the kitchen. Guess what I found/where I found it...
At first I just sat there in shame, but then I start laughing my ass off cuz I noticed how fucking stoned I was.
That night was a pretty nice night.
What are some of the funniest things you've done or said while stoned? Or even things your friends have said.
I'll start off with 1 thing and post more as people post theirs.
Last time I smoked, I got hungry and decided to make ramen noodles, cuz I'm Sanctuary and that's what I do.
I grab the flavor packet, walk around a little, stare at the packet and kinda black out for a few mins. Then I remember that the ramen is cooking, so I set down the packet and go back to that. Then the ramen gets almost ready, so I go to grab the packet... but I can't find it.
I looked all over the kitchen but couldn't find it. Checked the living room, my room, bathroom, but nothing.
Since I remembered I set it down the last time I had it, I decided to even check inside the boiling pot (heh, pot..) cuz I had no other idea where it would be.
Still didn't find it though. So I turned off the stove top and still kept looking, I spent about 20 mins looking for it.
I give up eventually and take a few bites and stopped eating for a little cuz it was flavorless.
Then I get thirsty and decide to get some soda, so I go back to the kitchen. Guess what I found/where I found it...
At first I just sat there in shame, but then I start laughing my ass off cuz I noticed how fucking stoned I was.
That night was a pretty nice night.
