This happened yesterday (thursday 5/22).
I buy drugs off of the silk road. I'm well protected and encrypted from all third parties inquiring,
aside from MY MOTHER.
I CAN HIDE MYSELF FROM THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT BUT NOT FROM MY MOM.
Anyway.
I bought these hash gummies, 20 to be exact, cost me around 85USD. I knew they were coming in yesterday or today, so I'm dropped off by my bus from school and I check my mailbox.
Empty.
Fuck.
I walk into my house and my mom is in the bathroom.
Guess what package is wide open on the counter?
The hash gummies. WIDE THE FUCK OPEN.
She asks me what they are and I tried playing it off saying it's 8-12hz gaming gum and showed her the website.
She believes me for now but I need to rid the evidence and i'm not tryna go to the hospital on the first overdose of weed ever.
I couldn't believe I tricked her into believing it. She was about to open the sealed package (these puppies reek) and I convinced her not to.
The invoice it came with is sketchy as fuck too. The seller assures "legitimacy and great disguise" and that must be a big fucking joke to them because their motto is "all natural products for an all natural lifestyle"
I'll make a post in about a week if i properly dispose of them, but yesterday i sweat so many bullets i could sell ammunition for the rest of my life.
I buy drugs off of the silk road. I'm well protected and encrypted from all third parties inquiring,
aside from MY MOTHER.
I CAN HIDE MYSELF FROM THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT BUT NOT FROM MY MOM.
Anyway.
I bought these hash gummies, 20 to be exact, cost me around 85USD. I knew they were coming in yesterday or today, so I'm dropped off by my bus from school and I check my mailbox.
Empty.
Fuck.
I walk into my house and my mom is in the bathroom.
Guess what package is wide open on the counter?
The hash gummies. WIDE THE FUCK OPEN.
She asks me what they are and I tried playing it off saying it's 8-12hz gaming gum and showed her the website.
She believes me for now but I need to rid the evidence and i'm not tryna go to the hospital on the first overdose of weed ever.
I couldn't believe I tricked her into believing it. She was about to open the sealed package (these puppies reek) and I convinced her not to.
The invoice it came with is sketchy as fuck too. The seller assures "legitimacy and great disguise" and that must be a big fucking joke to them because their motto is "all natural products for an all natural lifestyle"
I'll make a post in about a week if i properly dispose of them, but yesterday i sweat so many bullets i could sell ammunition for the rest of my life.
