Funny Insult Thread.

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List some funny insults or jokes.

Insults may not be directed towards a certain user.

Here are mine:

10 Signs You Might Be Trailor Trash

Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.

You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.

You think loading a dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.

Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.

Somebody hollers "Hoe Down" and your girlfriend hits the floor.

If a tornado hits your home and causes $10,000 dollars worth of improvement.

Anyone in your family ever died right after saying, "Hey y'all watch this."

You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia boss.

You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.


Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege.


(Game approved by crayo)
 
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