THIS IS NOT ME, i read this on HF and i found it hilarious, thread is quoted.
When I am taking a dump in the bathroom today, there's a person next door, lets call him A. Suddenly, I heard A talking to me.
A: Hi
Me: Hi
A: How are you doing?
Me: Fine
A: Me too. So what are you doing now?
Me: Taking a dump (confused)
A: Wait a minute
Me: Ok..
A: There's a f.aggot beside who keep talking to me, please hold on the phone for while.