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Bmthrules

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You’ve got to help me, RG. I’ve done something horrible. I caught my girlfriend cheating with my best friend. When I saw them together, I got so furious, I slit their throats with my pocketknife. Then, I buried the two bodies and my mom got scared And said, “You’re movin’ with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air.” I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought, “Nah, forget it. Yo home to Bel-Air!” I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabby yo holmes smell ya later Looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.


Please I'm desperate here, what am I going to do.
 
Watch some cartoons.

Watch some cartoons. That's what I'd do.

Watch some cartoons. That's what I'd do. Just saying.
 
Fly to me, I'll give you shelter and we can be badass in my igloo.
I'll also teach you to ride a pola bear everywhere
 
Step 1: Open the door

Step 2: Get on the Floor

Step 3: Everybody Walk the Dinosaur
 
Carbon,

I will tell you what to do when you're in jail because I'm calling the cops. I'll give you the basics on how to not be anal raped.
 
Mirage said:
Carbon,

I will tell you what to do when you're in jail because I'm calling the cops. I'll give you the basics on how to not be anal raped.
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What the hell just happened. :wreck:
 
Mirage said:
Carbon,

I will tell you what to do when you're in jail because I'm calling the cops. I'll give you the basics on how to not be anal raped.
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See what I was in the pen, I was a magician and one of my tricks was eating glass.

I never shit out any glass, the inside of my rectal cavity is like one long glassy cheese grater.
 
your girlfriends a whore then
 
Soo...
What's this post actually about?
 
I saw the word girlfriend, then I looked at the last 2 words.
 
I really liked this show tbh.
And the song in the beggining is awesome too.

GOOD JOB CARBON.
 
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