1. Don't be a bitch.
2. Don't act like you're top shit.
3. Stay on the right side of the hallway.
4. Don't stand in the hallway.
5. Seniors can use their phones. You can't.
6. Speak when spoken to.
7. Find out who is in your lunch, otherwise you'll look like an idiot trying to find a table.
8. High school isn't what you see in movies.
9. Wear your backpack at all times. Don't be a binder/book-carrying nerd. No one does that shit.
10. Don't have a pencil pouch.
11. Cartoon/decorated folders are still cool as fuck.
12. Have mechanical pencils. No. 2s are for pussies.
13. Lose your virginity by the end of Freshman year.
14. Don't shower after Phy. Ed.
15. Change in the locker room like a man. Don't hide like a bitch.
16. Don't be a kiss-ass.
17. Go to a party. I didn't go to any until Junior year. I regret it.
18. Avoid a relationship. They rarely last once graduation comes.
19. No one actually takes your lunch money. Well, @Mike got his taken all the time because he's a pussy.
20. Do crazy shit. High school only happens once, unless you're a dumbass.
I'll be a college freshman this year, so if you're still here in four years, I'll give you some college advice.