Free Kik "taxation"

[Medical]

Its as simple as making me laugh.
Whoever can accomplish this task, can have the kik "taxation" for free no questions asked.

I'll pm you.

 

[scoop]

how do you get a ****** down from a tree?

- cut the rope

 

[Explode]

Don't open these if you're easily offended -

Spoiler

What is worse than getting your keys stuck inside your car outside an abortion clinic?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger.

Spoiler

why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

Spoiler

How are an alcoholic and a necrophiliac alike? They both like to crack open a cold one

Spoiler

Q:What do you call a black priest? A:"Holy Shit"

 

[Noscope]

what's black and yellow and makes you laugh?

Spoiler

a bus full of ******s going off a cliff

Sorry for the racist-ness

 

[BasedGod]

All you racist ass niggas telling black jokes and shit. There are more ways to make people laugh. I fucked all yo bitches so it don't even matter

 

[Medical]

All you racist ass niggas telling black jokes and shit. There are more ways to make people laugh. I fucked all yo bitches so it don't even matter

They don't realize that I'm black.

 

[Noscope]

All you racist ass niggas telling black jokes and shit. There are more ways to make people laugh. I fucked all yo bitches so it don't even matter

I'm 12. If you "fucked my bitch," then you better be fucking ready for some jail time.

 

[Explode]

They don't realize that I'm black.

I was kidding, but oh well.

Guess jokes offend people too easily.

 

[Frenky]

Whats Michelle Obama's favorite vegetable? Barockali. Tah dum tss

 

[Medical]

I was kidding, but oh well.

Guess jokes offend people too easily.

Nah dude ur fine pm me for the acc