Describe your first time getting stoned as hell!
Mine is quite boring.
My two closest friends and I decided to get some weed. It was me, who's Swedish, my friend who's Norwegian and my German friend. The German knew this guy since his childhood who was a dealer at this time. We went there with his car and we got into the Germans house. He was about 16(?) at that time and he turned out to be an amazing rapper and very good artist. Anyways, we got to his room, where he pulled out a jar where he had all of it. He brought us to the bathroom and told us 'since this is the first time for all of you I'll roll them up for you, I don't usually do this but since I know you (directed at the German friend), I'll do it. He got it out and he started grinding it. He got the rolling papers and made his own filter. Put the weed in there and kept going through step by step how it's done. He knew what he was doing, we were all amazed, keeping in mind that we all were 12 at this time. When we had finished and he showed us some of his rapping and his artwork we left. We'd decided that we should do it on the Norwegians balcony, which by the way was where we would be sleeping. If I remember correctly it was around 2AM when we finally decided that his parents would be heavily asleep. We got out there and lit them up. We got 3 joints and they weren't that big but obviously, first time etc. I myself had never smoked anything before this, no cigs or anything like it. I remembered that he told us 'You have to inhale it deep into your lungs, or nothing will happen'. I didn't know how to do this, but I tried my absolute best. At first it didn't really feel but after sitting there for 5 minutes trying to figure out how to do it it felt a little. It was cheap ass Indian weed so really my expectations were so much higher than they should've been. The Norwegian told us that his parents were apparently awake(????) and we freaked the fuck out. We all ran inside to our beds and literally jumped onto them. We stayed there for at least 10 minutes then we decided it was probably safe to get up again. My friend had to go to the bathroom, and being the clumsy fucked he is, he did something stupid. He walked against his skateboard, which stood not very well against the wall, which fell down. It was the fucking loudest noise I had ever heard. It sounded louder than when you're at a concert or in the club or some shit. I'm not shitting you, that's how it felt. We decided that it was too risky to go back to smoking so we just went to bed. So, this was all the day before I left India to move to Thailand. I didn't get caught. Both my friends but their parents didn't really get mad. I know mine would get crazy mad.
I've got to go to bed. I might look for places to edit this tomorrow. Anyways, give me your craziest stories and ask me about mine!
Mine is quite boring.
My two closest friends and I decided to get some weed. It was me, who's Swedish, my friend who's Norwegian and my German friend. The German knew this guy since his childhood who was a dealer at this time. We went there with his car and we got into the Germans house. He was about 16(?) at that time and he turned out to be an amazing rapper and very good artist. Anyways, we got to his room, where he pulled out a jar where he had all of it. He brought us to the bathroom and told us 'since this is the first time for all of you I'll roll them up for you, I don't usually do this but since I know you (directed at the German friend), I'll do it. He got it out and he started grinding it. He got the rolling papers and made his own filter. Put the weed in there and kept going through step by step how it's done. He knew what he was doing, we were all amazed, keeping in mind that we all were 12 at this time. When we had finished and he showed us some of his rapping and his artwork we left. We'd decided that we should do it on the Norwegians balcony, which by the way was where we would be sleeping. If I remember correctly it was around 2AM when we finally decided that his parents would be heavily asleep. We got out there and lit them up. We got 3 joints and they weren't that big but obviously, first time etc. I myself had never smoked anything before this, no cigs or anything like it. I remembered that he told us 'You have to inhale it deep into your lungs, or nothing will happen'. I didn't know how to do this, but I tried my absolute best. At first it didn't really feel but after sitting there for 5 minutes trying to figure out how to do it it felt a little. It was cheap ass Indian weed so really my expectations were so much higher than they should've been. The Norwegian told us that his parents were apparently awake(????) and we freaked the fuck out. We all ran inside to our beds and literally jumped onto them. We stayed there for at least 10 minutes then we decided it was probably safe to get up again. My friend had to go to the bathroom, and being the clumsy fucked he is, he did something stupid. He walked against his skateboard, which stood not very well against the wall, which fell down. It was the fucking loudest noise I had ever heard. It sounded louder than when you're at a concert or in the club or some shit. I'm not shitting you, that's how it felt. We decided that it was too risky to go back to smoking so we just went to bed. So, this was all the day before I left India to move to Thailand. I didn't get caught. Both my friends but their parents didn't really get mad. I know mine would get crazy mad.
I've got to go to bed. I might look for places to edit this tomorrow. Anyways, give me your craziest stories and ask me about mine!
